Today's Edition of SPAM

Since I had to move this site because someone is a filthy spammer, I decided to check my spam folder in my gMail account to see what it is that spammers are trying to tell me.

Today, they are telling me that I need product X so that I'll fit into a bikini and that I need viagra, cheap and with out a prescription. WHAT?? Um... Generally speaking, I would need either one or the other, wouldn't I? If I were the type to wear a bikini, viagra wouldn't really help me with a problem dealing with parts that generally aren't found under bikinis. If I need viagra AND I'm into wearing bikinis, then I have a feeling that I might actually go to the viagra SPAM site, because I'll need to spend time with a shrink, not a physician...