A small rant.

1) No, I'm not interested in product XYZ

2) If I'm not interested in product XYZ, why in the WORLD would I want to invite all of my neighbors over to my house for a presentation about product XYZ. ESPECIALLY since the presentation about product XYZ will surely turn into a presentation about how you can make a bundle o' money by marketing product XYZ.

3) If I'm not interested in product XYZ, what makes you think I would want to help you grow your *ahem* "business" by selling product XYZ.

4) No, I wil NOT be in your downline.

5) As a general rule, if I can't find it in a store or online, I don't want it. I'm not going to buy it.

6) If my friendship means THAT much to you, why did you completely ignore me, rarely responding to my emails and never calling me until suddenly there's this GREAT opportunity?

7) If something is marketed solely or primarily through a MLM and without it, I'll die a horrible, painful death, oh well. I believe in an afterlife.

8) Leave me the %@#&! alone!

9) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!