Radio Bloopers

I enjoy listening to talk radio. It's informative, interesting, and the speakers in my old beater '94 Saturn don't do too well with music.

Once in a while I hear something that cracks me up. For example, during the recent heavy snowfall in Colorado, they reported that the national guard was dropping bales of "emergency hay" to stranded cattle. It brought to mind pictures of a large barn full of hay with "Use Only In Case Of Emergency" painted on the side of it.

This morning's news teaser was hilarious though:

A violent scene in a Salt Lake City apartment this morning: a woman is found stabbed to death, multiple times.

I know I wasn't there, but I'm pretty sure that she died of multiple stab wounds. It's highly doubtful that she died more than once.