I COULD be...

Right now, I could be watching the yet-to-be-released Harry Potter movie. My wife's work party is an advance screening. But I'm not at the work party. No. I'm at work because I have a lot to do. And I'm just not THAT much of a Harry Potter fan. Sure, I enjoy the books, but I still haven't seen the 4th Harry Potter movie.

Now before you die-hard Harry Potter fans start screaming at me and leaving me nasty comments, hear me out.

It's a good thing that I'm not seeing this movie before some of you. If I saw the new Harry Potter movie before some of you, it would be proof of something fundamentally wrong with the universe and the world would quite possibly end.

If the world ended, you wouldn't get to read the seventh book in the series. The world kinda-sorta needs to be here for that to happen.

You can leave your "thank you" in the comments below.