SPAM

What am I dealing with?

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Yes, the spambots are getting feisty these days.

...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

It's getting ridiculous. About half the mail I get right now is telling me that I have comments to moderate.

Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Urgghh!

What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Fortunately, most of it is still caught by Akismet, but REALLY. It's driving me just a little bit crazy.

Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Baked beans are off.

Yes, the only thing spam was EVER good for was a Monty Python skit.