Lost In Translation

I was looking for a replacement laptop battery online, and found the following information about one of them:

Use laptop battery needing attention some matters:

Carefulness read narrate book of battery, use commendatory battery.
Research the electric appliance and the laptop batteries contact elements is whether clean, when necessity is clean with the wet cloth mop, after dry loads according to the correct polar direction
New laptop battery pack must be fully charged before use.
Li-ion and NiMH laptop battery can not interchangeable.
Don't make new and old or different model battery put off.
Don't try to make laptop battery rebirth use hot up, charge, or other way.
Don't let battery short circuit.
Don't hot up laptop battery or loss it in water.
Don't strip battery.
Electro-adapter should cut switch after use.
Should take of laptop battery from adapter when battery long time no use .
If you don't use your laptop for a period of time, you must fully discharge then recharge the laptop battery.
Battery should stock in cool place, and dry.

Yes, I believe that there was something lost in translation there.

For some reason, it reminded me of an old Saturday Night Live mock commercial: