I got tired of being tagged with this ubiquitous meme, so I decided to do it using 25 randomly generated facts “about me.” So here they are:
- I believe only mentally deficient people want anti-gravity boots taught in schools.
- I went to a camp where we tried to eat bags of Doritos all summer.
- I joined Mr. T’s organization to destroy the environment.
- On grandpa’s farm one summer I tried to piss off a sasquatch.
- My daughter thinks Ben Folds sounds like a George Foreman Grill choking a castrated buffalo.
- MC Hammer’s music always makes me feel rancid.
- My favorite part in Plan 9 from Outer Space is when Bill O’Reilly is shooting the beaver in Mexico.
- My favorite part in The Matrix is when Leo Laporte is scaring the gerbil in Paris.
- I saw Jimmy Eat World using a butter sculpture of Princess Leia in utero to disgust a sasquatch.
- My second cousin thinks Kanye West sounds like a Xbox 360 petting a rude weasel.
- I’m addicted to my stapler, and never put it down. Even when I’m dancing with my step cousin-in-law.
- I once dated Chuck Norris in high school.
- My favorite part in Finding Nemo is when George W. Bush is whipping the guinea pig at my kid’s choir concert.
- I got Timbaland’s entire discography autographed by Miss Teen South Carolina on my birthday.
- I joined Barack Obama’s organization to eradicate drug abuse.
- I got Lady GaGa’s entire discography autographed by the terrorists on my birthday.
- I saw Jimmy Eat World using a life-size Yoda in Russia to educate a hippo.
- I’ve been known to frighten William Shatner with my Kindle 2.
- I love my family even though they are always searching for the Loch Ness monster.
- I went to a camp where we tried to create new jobs all summer.
- I often put on some Twisted Sister and think about how to frighten small children with my dad.
- My second cousin laughs like a retarded donkey.
- I think my cousin is the best in the world. I love it when he is riding the camel.
- My mom thinks Fall Out Boy sounds like a iPhone torturing a insane goat.
- Whenever I can, I like to hang out with Apple zealots.
And there you go. 25 random things “about me” as generated by the BBSpot Random Thing About Me Generator. <– Warning, there are some things that might be generated that you might find offensive. I had to generate more than 25 things to populate my list.
Gotta love those Apple zealots. The fruit, right? Not the “computer”?