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Pure Water

· by Mr. Me · General · 2 comments

I just saw a container of bottled water. On the back label, it said:

Untouched by man.

Until you drink it.

Why is that unique?

Are they implying that MOST bottled water is scooped by hand out of artesian springs? Or do they mean that most bottled water is slurped up out of streams and spit into bottles?

I mean, REALLY.

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  1. Laylabean

    Hey, any unique marketing angle is a GOOD angle, so I learned in college.

    Still - ew.

  2. Mr. Me

    ANY unique marketing angle is a GOOD angle??

    What about the quiznos mystery rodents or the Arbys oven mitt? I beg to differ with what you learned in college.

    And as for the mystery rodents... DOUBLE ew.