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I received the following (unedited for your enjoyment) email a few minutes ago:

We are at search and selection of both experienced, highly qualified employees, and young, creative and perspective specialists in marketing. We clearly realize that the success of our company  are our employees, and therefore creation for them of maximally favorable conditions to maintain and improve their professional level is in our opinion not less important task.
We appreciate such merits of employees as initiative, leadership, ability to work with people, striving for self-improvement. Employees with such merits have an excellent opportunity to make successful career at us.
If you wish to work in our team, if you are ready to active and dynamic work, we invite you to acquaint yourself with vacancy.
The preference is given to employees with knowledge of foreign languages.
To apply for this job, please send the following information to <email address redacted>

1 Full name
2 Address of residing
3 Contact Phone numbers
4 Languages
5 Part time job/Full time

Thank you and we are looking forward to cooperate in long term base with you all.

Wow.  Too bad I'm happily employed.  This one is almost too good to pass up.

Almost.