Mr. Me

A little glimpse of me.

Poolside Thoughts

· by Mr. Me · General · 2 comments

Hey you! Yeah, I'm talking to you! Yes, you, the lady in the teeny-weeny black bikini by the side of the pool!

It's NOT WORKING.

See that guy to your left? No, not him, the other guy. Yeah, that's right...the one wearing a speedo. You're right. He shouldn't be wearing a speedo. Well, I'm sorry to break this to you, but he's you, just in the male variety.

No, I'm not saying you're fat. I'm just saying that you're not quite what you either once were, or once THOUGHT you were when you bought that piece of dental floss disguised as designer swimwear. Sure, it might look good on SOMEONE. That someone would have a physique closer to Twiggy's than to yours.

I'm sorry. It's just NOT WORKING.

So wrap that towel around yourself, because...

Ewwww.

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  1. afossen

    Sorry, honey. I can't afford anything bigger.

  2. Mr. Me

    You're not fooling me! You know as well as I do that...

    1) You're MUCH hotter than the person that I was blogging about.
    Second) You were nowhere NEAR Phoenix, Arizona last week.
    c) The smaller the swimming suit, the higher the price tag.

    Duh!